You. Are. Over-designing. Look at this shit. It’s a motherfucking website. Why the fuck do you need to animate a fucking trendy-ass banner flag when I hover over that useless piece of shit?
Maybe my favorite internet manifesto. I go back to it often because it’s incredibly funny prose. But also, when I’m itching to complicate things, I need it to reel me in. Even if it’s satire.
Oh lord, forgive me for my contributions to the corporate web. I’ll try to make up for it in my personal portfolio. #webdesign #corporateweb